Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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