well you can't waste a boner
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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