Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
