Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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