He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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