I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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