she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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