Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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