I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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