oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
