i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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