goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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