just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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