Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We have started to decorate penises.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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