Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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