New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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