the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm bleeding and have questions
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