ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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