I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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