it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?