i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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