i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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