I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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