i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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