Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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