: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
where are you?
Hypothermia
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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