I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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