I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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