Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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