when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
