Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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