the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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