OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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