That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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