Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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