Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Randomize