You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent