They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.