and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions