Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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