that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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