The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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