I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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