i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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