Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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