You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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