you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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