Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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