Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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