i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
