You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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