remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
a search helicopter?!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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