But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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