she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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