its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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